What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Liberal Art Major Jokes More Liberal Art Major Jokes

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.