What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!