Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

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What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer