What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.