Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people