Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people