Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people