Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people