Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!