One of them is actually wanted!
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
A walrus has at least two valid points.
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
They want Gore in 2000.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
A Piano.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
an outlier downvote brigade can start now
Outlaws are wanted people