Outlaw Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra?

They didn't want the people to have free elections.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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A catameringue !

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Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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A gun only has one trigger.

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What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted

What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw?

Outlaws are wanted.