What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland ?

Independence Day

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming