What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk