Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.