Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.