Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates