Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.