Sushi bars and stop signs.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Stop paying the bill.
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
1. Becoming forgetful
A fist taco.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
