What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.