What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

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Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.