What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.