What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"