What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Who's there The Kgb The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.