What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"