What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam