What's the difference between a beaver and a deer?

The deer has a bigger beaver

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping