What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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