What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!