What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

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