What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.