Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*