Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!