What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !