What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.