What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*