What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence