What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.