Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.