Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.