What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

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Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."