Lemon Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

A digimon.

Tupperware Jokes More Tupperware Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

Elderly Lady Jokes More Elderly Lady Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Quantum Physicist Jokes More Quantum Physicist Jokes

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

Lemonaid Jokes More Lemonaid Jokes

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.