Lemonworth
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Citric Flaccid
Lemon
Everything
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick
Because it had Lemon-Aids
Thtop taking the pith out of me!
They're full of acidic juice.
Lemon-aid.
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
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Inzest
A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Because it has cis-trust issues
Because he had lime disease
Mine's embalming fluid.
He made melon-ade
A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.
Lemonaid.
13 blackberries and 5 apples
Methy
A snake with a lisp !
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
A: Because she didn't want to go.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Get another one to say bingo
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
A tyrano-snore-us rex.
He got lemonaids.
Because I saw so."