What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

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What do you call a sour black guy?

A vinegar

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic