What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !