What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Where do lemons go to jail?

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What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.