What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.