Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language