Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.