What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.