What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...