What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.