What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.