What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.