What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What gets wetter the more you dry it?

A woman with a towel fetish

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.