Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a horny cow?

Beef jerky :)

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy?

Little Seizures.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker