Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a horny cow?

Beef jerky :)

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Julius Seizure.

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy Beef Jerky.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Which snakes are found on cars?

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.