Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a horny cow?

Beef jerky :)

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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His mom was in a jam.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest