Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What do you call a horny cow?

Beef jerky :)

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Little Seizures.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!