What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.