What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.