What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Beef Jerky Jokes More Beef Jerky Jokes

What do you call a lonely cow?

Beef Jerky

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Vinegar Jokes More Vinegar Jokes

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !