What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."