What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.