What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."