What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."