Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

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What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.