Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What's Mr. T's favorite band?

the Foo Fighters

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.