Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common?

They are both terrible without Cream.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.