Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !