Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Pity Jokes More Pity Jokes

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.