What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

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Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!