What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls