What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old