What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.