What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.