Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer?

Needle them