Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn