Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "