How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

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Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.