How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.