How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!"

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.