Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
It tastes fowl.
six more weeks of bad hockey!
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:
It said "concentrate" on it!
apple juice