Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool