Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why is Luis Suarez a c*nt?

Because he lives in Liverpool.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool