Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Who lives in the white house?

the black man

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!