Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.