What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.