What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

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What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...