What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Nothing, their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different