What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".