What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."