What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.