How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".