What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."