What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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Could they not hire taller dancers

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Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!