What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.