What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.