What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.