What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!