What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."