What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!