What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.