What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts