What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.