What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)