What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!