Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

P Jokes More P Jokes

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Peg Leg Jokes More Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'