Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible