A peg leg.
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Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
P-p-p-poke her face.
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
Clash of Clams
Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
Decalfinated.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Tuna Fey.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
None. He "fell".
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
For stealing the booty
can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
Scissor me timbers
Scissor me timbers!