A peg leg.
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Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
Scissor me timbers!
Scissor me timbers
Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea
An erection.
She replied: "with scissors of course."
When he has sufficient grounds
Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.
The skeleton crew.
Lesbiyinz.
Well hung!
birdy :P
Their P is silent.
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)