Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.