Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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P Jokes More P Jokes

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!