Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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R Jokes More R Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.