A peg leg.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
Decap
The Sel-Fish
a buck an ear
A: They just arrrr.
Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)
Scissor me timbers
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
removed
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Because he was Snowden.
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
Depends
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Java the Hutt
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
Because their p is quiet.