Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Lesbian Pirate Jokes More Lesbian Pirate Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's your view on lesbians?

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