Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

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Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)