Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

Why are pirates so popular?

A: They just arrrr.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

R Jokes More R Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What starts with r and ends with d?

removed

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.