Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What are my views on lesbian relationships ?

I view it in HD.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Lesbian Pirate Jokes More Lesbian Pirate Jokes

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.