What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs