What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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A lickalottapus.

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers