What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!

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Timber

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Shiver me timbers!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Scissor me timbers

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Scissor me timbers!