What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Previous Random Joke Next

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Lesbian Pirate Jokes More Lesbian Pirate Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.