What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

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What do you call a mob of armed lesbians?

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What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

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