What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other a crack snacker.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."