What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

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One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!